Where Is Tony Soprano When You Need Him?
Recently, New Jersey has become ground zero for mystery, as drones have been spotted across the skies.
These aren’t your typical recreational drones, they’ve been seen hovering near sensitive areas like military bases and even Trump’s golf course in Bedminster.
While Gov. Philip Murphy, D-N.J., and clueless Andy Kim (think Elmer Fudd) are busy "hunting" drones, the FBI, Homeland Security, and state police are all scratching their heads.
Big questions loom:
Who’s behind these mysterious flying machines?
And is the government so unprepared to handle it?
Let’s face it, the government’s handling of this situation has been a comedy of errors.
Despite the FBI’s claims that these drones pose no immediate threat, local lawmakers are calling for action, with some even demanding the drones be shot down.
Yet, Gov. Murphy keeps deflecting, saying that the state has no legal authority to take matters into their own hands.
From a Democrat, concerned with enforcing obscene books for minors, who ignores drones floating unchallenged over military bases, instead of acting.
Why can’t we just have Tony Soprano shoot them down, right?
At this point, the government’s inefficiency is enough to make anyone lose faith in federal agencies. Certainly, the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) (let's make that insecurity) and definitely the Biden syndicate.
If you want results — quick and no-nonsense — there’s only one man who can truly solve the problem: Tony Soprano.
No, not Pete Buttigieg, or the Kamalobama lightweights, but a real boss with an unorthodox approach to problem-solving.
It’s simple: Tony calls on his "consultants," Big P***y, Paulie Walnuts, and Silvio, to instruct them on how to take care of this "drone situation" the old-fashioned way.
Within hours, these drones are scrap metal, with time for a cannoli and espresso.
I mean, "Fuggetaboutit!"
Who do you trust more? A bumbling political class that lets SUV-size drones fly overhead or a crew of certified "professionals" who know how to execute the laws?
If "our friends" could help in wartime efforts during World War II, they could certainly impound a couple of flying utility vehicles buzzing around New Jersey and maybe even sell them for parts. If these drones were foreign-made, Tony could even make a deal, with his own style "tariffs." Sell them back to China for a profit.
No fuss, no muss — just plain good old-fashioned business.
Now, let’s talk about the one consistent voice in this circus: Donald J. Trump.
Amidst all the chaos and failed leadership, Trump is the only one calling out the Biden administration’s incompetence on national security.
Trump been accused of everything from Russian collusion to embezzling, but when it comes to defending America, he’s the only one who still talks sense.
Who else is standing up for national defense while the current administration disregards balloons and drones?
Let’s be honest, the only man who has had any semblance of a clue through all this is our nation's 45th, soon to be our 47th, president.
But we can't wait until Jan 20, 2025.
Maybe that’s why taking "The Sopranos" approach sounds so much more appealing than Alejandro "The Mayor" Mayorkas.
Mayorkas should be fixing potholes, not defending our safety.
He claims he’s in charge but if he can’t stop armies of terrorists crossing the border on the ground how will he find something in the sky.
Could it be that the only hope for solving America’s problems lies with Tony Soprano and his crew? They have experience handling "international" matters and dealing with threats swiftly and without hesitation.
After all, while the left continues its shakedowns with race, gender, and climate change, Tony would be flying drones into the Jersey Shore and laughing all the way to the bank.
He knows how to get things done and protect our surf. In a world full of bungling bureaucrats, Tony Soprano might just be the kind of man America needs right now.
Much like Biden’s DOJ actions, Tony Soprano and his "advisers" might not be sanctioned by the state, but they’re ready, willing, and able to handle things by "any means necessary." And frankly, after everything we’ve seen, I’d trust Tony’s judgment over Antony "Baby" Blinken any day.
So, if you need help with raising debt in the Garden State, call Murphy, but when downing drones, we know who to call.
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